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Punchless Steelers

Sep 18, 2006, 10:49pm | Posted by Steve

If you'd told me before kickoff that the Jaguars would score 9 points, I would have started counting the money from my bet on Pittsburgh, where I was laying 2.5. But the dogass Steelers got shut out completely. Not just shut out, but never even close to scoring. They should be glad it's not possible to score negative points, because, if there were, I'm pretty sure they would have found a way to do it.

This also brings an end to my undefeated streak in NFL games. That "0" in the loss column looked so pretty, but I'm not going to bitch about being 5-1.

9/18 RESULT

Steelers (-2.5) at Jaguars - Loss, $22

I grew up a Cowboys fan, meaning I've always hated the Steelers. This pitiful showing while I had money on them redoubles that loathing.

Screw you, Pittsburgh. Screw you, Ben "Big INT" Roethlisberger.

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6 Responses to “Punchless Steelers”

  1. Farmer Shawn says:

    I was on fire this weekend man…you shoulda been around for the ride.

    Im checking out your Iowa st line now.

  2. Steve says:

    I'm glad one of us got hot, because I sure wasn't. It took some luck for me to pull off a .500 week (think you Giants).

    I don't expect you'll find the Iowa State line for anything less than 24, maybe 23.5, now.

  3. ollie says:

    You jinxed the Steelers.

  4. Steve says:

    If I jinxed them, I'm glad. I can't stand those guys. The only thing that makes me feel a little bad is knowing that somewhere in Los Angeles there's a hot Mexican MILF who's sad.

  5. Ollie says:

    Oh, I'd almost forgotten about that beautiful woman.

    Bless you Hot Steeler Mom, and your dirty mouth, wherever you are!

  6. Billie Savage says:

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